Teacher: You guys see any good movies this weekend?
Student: I saw Pretty Woman.
Teacher: It was a date movie, huh?
Student: Yeah…with my hand.
Teacher: What?
Student: What?
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when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW
(via itwasjustunjellify)
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(Source: withasingleballoon, via imnotmoony)
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(via ronaldteasley)
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Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from school with detention
- Son: Mum, I got detention.
- Me: OMG, what did you do?
- Son: I hit a kid.
- Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
- Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
- Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
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Darren Criss & Lea Salonga - A Whole New World
omg
(via beautifulwhatsyourhurry)
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Sweaters for penguins affected by the oil spill.
PENGUINS IN SWEATERS.
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Cinema Class
